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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

elodieunderglass:

stelladog:

prokopetz:

stelladog:

prokopetz:

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

Great work everyone

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

Oh the Henrietta Lacks one is like a foundational science fiction concept, good work @dude1818

New conspiracy theory: the “Christians being anti-stem cell research” thing isn’t because of any sanctity of life reasoning, that’s just a cover. The real sin is that they stole the idea from the Catholic Church, who’s been breeding vats of JeChri cells in the Vatican’s basement for over two thousand years.

#i think it’s like factkinning#catholics factkin the wafers into jesus

The word “factkin” just dealt me psychic damage

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pandami52:

dragonfire814:

lightweightkate:

rainbowismymiddlename:

rainbowismymiddlename:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

memewhore:

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

Here are two more:

“Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway”

And my favorite

“Person on thermal infrared camera”

Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who’s still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend’s shopping bags

I love these so much

Finally a halloween tradition I can get behind

It looks so fun

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pirogieses:

pirogieses:

chefs kiss…? 😳 no way…. do they? seriously….? 😳

@atlanta–airport you officially win funniest tag on this post 🏆

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theprisonindustrialcomplex:

The best part is that OP made a “today I fucked up” thread about it and…:

ribs505:

obsessed with this reddit post

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manywinged:

i’m a “stay in your lane” “mind your own damn business” kind of guy until i discover a hidden passage behind a bookcase then tbh a bitch might just snoop around

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bewbin:

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

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